Meet the Herd

AENGUS

Moonlights as a comedian. His favorite joke is: “Wanna go on a picnic? … Alpaca Lunch.” The herd doesn’t laugh anymore.

ALISTAIR

Smokes cigars and watches Fox News on full volume.

AMELIA

Has never worked a day in her life. Loves salad. She can even, she just chooses not to.

BRIGID

Aspiring dental office receptionist. Goes to Zumba once a week, but complains the entire time.

BRISTOL

Rosé all day. Her standards are high, just like her heels. A woman with ambition and a heart of gold.

CAECHAN

You can find him at the neighborhood pool during all four seasons.

FINNIGAN

Server at the Cheesecake Factory. Always down for karaoke.

FIONA

Proud supporter of Oreos and sweatpants. Never pays for her own drinks.

GALLAGHER

Would like to run for President, but is afraid the Secret Service would frown on him grazing on the White House lawn.

GHILLIE  DHU

Proudly wears an alpaca sweater during the winter. It’s made from her ex-husband.

KYLA

Falls asleep during every movie. Tries to use expired coupons. Not mad you lied to her, just disappointed.

MADAILEIN

Bites her nails. Has tried every coffee shop in the area. Puts too much salt on EVERYTHING.

MAGGIE

Wishes Gallagher would just notice her for once. Rings in the new year with sparkling apple juice. Volunteers at the local zoo.

O’RIVERS

Quit cigarettes, but still bums them. Drives a Volvo. Likes to keep a shoe-free home.

POPPY

Smacks her gum. Constantly complaining about her poorly done pedicure.

RAINES

Arrives early for parties so he can try the dip before anyone else.

REED

Dressed up as a lint brush for Halloween. It was easy. All he did was roll around in the hay.

SAOIRSE

Once lost a staring contest. She felt worse after she realized her opponent was a fence post.

SEAFRA

The herd’s youth pastor. Got a “degree in life” after backpacking in Ecuador for a few weeks.

SEAMUS

Only carries $100 bills and has a cane for literally no reason at all.

SEARLAS

Collects beeswax chapstick. Hot yoga aficionado. Drinks a fig and flaxseed smoothie for breakfast every morning.

SIOBHAN

Wore Converse shoes to prom. Buys a 2 liter of creme soda at least once a week.

TARRTHAIL

Rents the same beach house on the same weekend of every year for the same vacation.

TEAGAN

Turned down the chance to be the first alpaca on the moon. She says it’s because she’s lactose intolerant.

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